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suicideblonde:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Berlin premiere of World War Z, June 4th

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“I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”

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suicideblonde:

HERE’S TO ANOTHER GREAT SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES

suicideblonde:

HERE’S TO ANOTHER GREAT SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES

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eatsleepdraw:

She loves grass
Acrylics on canvas
by Jochem Grin     Tumblr    website

eatsleepdraw:

She loves grass

Acrylics on canvas

by Jochem Grin     Tumblr    website

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it8bit:

Anatomy Of A Ghost

Created by David McLeod

collegehumor:

10 Awesome Dog Tattoos

Dog is man’s best friend and, well, your buddies sure make you do crazy shit.

bohemea:

Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet in Revolutionary Road

  • 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

  • 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

  • 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

  • 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

  • 8. How often do you listen to music?

  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

  • 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

  • 13. What about ‘R’?

  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?

  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?

  • 17. When was the last time you cried?

  • 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

  • 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

  • 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

  • 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?

  • 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?

  • 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

  • 30. Does anyone hate you?

  • 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?

  • 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?

  • 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

  • 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

  • 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

  • 44. What’s the best part about school?

  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?

  • 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

  • 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

  • 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

  • 52. Are you nice to everyone?

  • 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

  • 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

  • 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

  • 56. Do you think you like someone?

  • 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

  • 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

  • 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

  • 60. Do you hate anyone?

  • 61. How’s your heart?

  • 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

  • 63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

  • 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

  • 65. Are your toenails painted pink?

  • 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

  • 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

  • 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

  • 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

  • 70. How do you look right now?

  • 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

  • 72. Can you commit to one person?

  • 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

  • 74. Have you ever felt replaced?

  • 75. Did you wake up cranky?

  • 76. Are you a jealous person?

  • 77. Are relationships ever worth it?

  • 78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

  • 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

  • 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

  • 81. Last person you cried in front of?

  • 82. Is there someone you will never forget?

  • 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

  • 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

  • 85. Are you over your past?

  • 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

  • 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

  • 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

  • 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

  • 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

  • 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

  • 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

  • 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

  • 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

  • 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

  • 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

  • 97. Who do you have texts from?

  • 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

  • 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

  • 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

  • 101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

  • 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

gq:

How to Be Fake Famous
Want to feel famous without the daily grind of actually being a celebrity? No problem! Just hire some fake paparazzi, fake security, fake fans, even some fake sycophantic friends. That’s what Jon Ronson did, and the only thing real (besides, uh, that one little accident) was his puffed-up ego:




“Can we have a safe word in case it all gets too much?” I said.
“We have a safe word!” Adam called out. “If he says watermelon, walk away from him. Ignore him.”
“What’s our cover story?” I asked.
“Royalty?” said Adam.
“He’s a king,” one of the extras alerted the others. “A European king.”
“Good idea,” someone called back. “Nobody knows what they look like.”
Half the actors were dispatched to mingle among the tourists near the theater where they host the Oscars, about a quarter of a mile away. Their job was to spot us in stages. Then Adam yelled, “Let’s go!” and we surged forward onto Hollywood Boulevard.
For a few seconds, all is quiet, like when you’ve been horrifically injured and for a hopeful moment you feel no pain. But then the shrieking begins.
“NO TOUCHING!” shouts my fake personal assistant, LoriLee, at a passerby. The woman looks baffled, because she evidently has no intention of touching me. “Oh my God oh my God it’s him!” yells a fake fan. “It’s King Jon of Wales!”




“Hey, I’m Fauxmous!”

gq:

How to Be Fake Famous

Want to feel famous without the daily grind of actually being a celebrity? No problem! Just hire some fake paparazzi, fake security, fake fans, even some fake sycophantic friends. That’s what Jon Ronson did, and the only thing real (besides, uh, that one little accident) was his puffed-up ego:

“Can we have a safe word in case it all gets too much?” I said.

“We have a safe word!” Adam called out. “If he says watermelon, walk away from him. Ignore him.”

“What’s our cover story?” I asked.

“Royalty?” said Adam.

“He’s a king,” one of the extras alerted the others. “A European king.”

“Good idea,” someone called back. “Nobody knows what they look like.”

Half the actors were dispatched to mingle among the tourists near the theater where they host the Oscars, about a quarter of a mile away. Their job was to spot us in stages. Then Adam yelled, “Let’s go!” and we surged forward onto Hollywood Boulevard.

For a few seconds, all is quiet, like when you’ve been horrifically injured and for a hopeful moment you feel no pain. But then the shrieking begins.

“NO TOUCHING!” shouts my fake personal assistant, LoriLee, at a passerby. The woman looks baffled, because she evidently has no intention of touching me. “Oh my God oh my God it’s him!” yells a fake fan. “It’s King Jon of Wales!”

“Hey, I’m Fauxmous!”

latenightjimmy:

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latenightjimmy:

New Jim Gaffigan food material! New Jim Gaffigan food material!

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